I'm a really good listener if you ever need someone to talk to and I'm always here for you even when you feel like there is no one there for you. :)
when people say nice things about you
this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
I have a frame picture up on my wall showing one of the dumbest anon question i have ever gotten
"You’re not Asian because you weren’t born in Asia. I know this because I have an asian friend, and she’s from Asia."
when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lecture
^ The father cat is trying to teach his little ones how to fight.